Wednesday, May 25, 2011

It's Raining! It's Pouring! I wish I was snoring!

I went to bed last night after seeing a bright sunny day all Tuesday, then I awake to... to... this... a cloudy, rainy, thunder-stormy day. I hate this weather. It's overcast, it's dark, it's just so... bleh! Makes me sick! Well, no it doesn't... it makes everyone else look sick... Muahahaha! Well, gotta run. AFTER I tell you a story... thing...

A few months ago, and this is a true story, a guy, who thought he had the Bible all figured out, predicted that last Saturday, May 21st would be the end of the world and that the world would end at 6:00 p.m. Obviously, as I am still here typing, the world did not end. The guy came out the next day and made a public statment that he "misunderstood something." One of the reporters replied, "Ya, like maybe the part of the Bible that says NO MAN KNOWS THE TIME THE WORLD WILL END." and another said "It's ok.,.. We all make mistakes... It's ok... it aint the end of the world..."

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Lord and Lady Blog

Hello followers! I thought I would take the time, today, to remind you of the official website of our "studio." As we are frequently filming scenes of our latest, and first, "big" production, The Crusader's Tale, the blog is frequently updated. I invite you all to visit (and PLEASE follow) our official website, Lord and Lady Productions!

Thursday, May 19, 2011


Man do I hate the weather! Every day it get's better, then every other day it gets worse. This has been the WORST spring I have ever seen! Usually, Spring comes around March. But this year... Oh, this year! This year, well, it's now May and our weather STILL keeps dropping into the 40s! Right now, our lawn and porch is soaking wet from rain! Rain, rain rain. That's all it's done for the last week or so! Of course, we have a sunny day every now and then... Every time it gets sunny, we think that the rain is finally over, but then, it gets cold. And then we say, "well, this should be the last cold, it'll be getting warmer this week!" But then, it get's cold again. Grrrrrr! This has gone on for the past three months. Blast! Well, let's hope, and pray, that it'll be over soon. Oh look outside! More rain!

Friday, May 6, 2011

Of Films

Oh! I love movies! I love making movies! I could make movies 24/7 and keep on going! My first movie I was in (a family film of course) was a film we made called the Thieves of Toys... you can imagine what that was about... since then, I've always loved acting and especially movies!

Originally, I would make small projects for our family... then I made a movie with some friends of ours called The Return of the Witch King, Gollum, and the Ring. It was pretty fun to make. Then, we decided to make a whole bunch of small family projects copying the big movies such as The Chronicles of Narnia, Pirates of the Caribbean and others (all comedies). We made Narnia, and then I had a revolutionary idea...

I thought of making a BIG movie! A film which we would make, with a budget, and which we would end up posting and so on... we decided it would be The Lord of the Rings. As you can tell, that was overdoing it a bit. Naturally, when we found it was far too difficult to make, we shelved it. We never really said, "It's shelved." but we knew it was, when it was.

Then, I decided to go back to small movies. Not as small as our first movies, but just not something with budgets and everything. So, I found a friend of mine, known online as Master Paul Xavier, had written a small script known as The Crusaders Tale and had made a "studio" known as Lord and Lady Productions. Unfortunately, he never was able to perform any movies. So, I offered to direct the film for him and do it under his studio's name, Lord and Lady Productions. He accepted my offer. Little by little, we began to call ourselves Lord and Lady Productions instead of people working for Lord and Lady Productions. Now, we are full out, the western division of Lord and Lady Productions performing our first big production The Crusaders Tale. Our trailer will be coming out in August. So stay tuned!

We are already looking to when we will be done with The Crusader's Tale, and thinking of new plots we could perform. We have decided that when we are done with TCT we will make previews of different plots which are doable, and see the opinion of some of our public (AKA=you guys). I know I've asked this before, but if you have a story that you'd like us to perform, please feel free to send it to us in comment (that WILL NOT be published). And there are no restrictions any more. I will first look at the story and see if it is doable. The story doesn't have to be in script form, just a quick story, and we'll develop the script.

When I usually put these requests out, people never really reply. But I'm very interested in what my followers would like to see performed, and their own ideas of films!

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Two days ago...

Two days ago was...

My 111 birthday! And sixteen years is far too short a time to live among such exelent bloggers. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half a well as you deserve... Or words to that effect...

Ah! It was a good day. I have pictures of some of the things we did, but if you want to see them, you'll have to follow Lord and Lady's blog. for breakfast, we had a meal of Fried eggs, bacon, sausage, fried potatoes, and biscuits. For lunch, I had... HAMBURGERS AND TATOR TOTS! I love hamburgers... even if they aren't made of ham... and for dinner I had Steak, asparagus, Baked Potatoes, and some biscuits. Ah! it was a day to remember!